captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

M.I.A. - Y.A.L.A.
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"Go low, go slow
Run like a polo
Up and down that pole
Like you’re goin up a yo-yo”

i feel so shitty and upset for no reason right now and i hate it so much and i want to talk to somebody about things but i cant’ because i’m a big fucking joke i hate everything

pansexual fun fact #1

mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.

gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

Petition to have Rihanna roll me into a blunt and smoke me
2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

2-shane-s:

birdsofafeathercolchester:

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

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Panic at the Disco!, fun. - C'mon
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blogging plants can be so hard bc its like have i already reblogged that picture idk its a tree and its green but theyre all green

Maisie Williams, Michelle Fairley, and Sophie Turner | by Marc Boster for LA Times

the boy in my cast that plays roger has hair like matty healy and that’s reason #385 that i want to fuck him